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[fluorite]

[ because sometimes things happen and you can't help it

there's untagged nsfw please beware and DON'T LOOK AT ME ]

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[weaseled]

[Flopping down beside him, Yael helps himself to a garlic bite. Why'd you want artichoke and spinach if you were going to snipe his pepperoni, Fai?]

Swear you will or I'll never fuck you again.

[Let the kid move on with his life, Fai.]

[fluorite]

[ Let him devour Yael's pepperonis... ]

Fine, fine. I hope you make enough to buy me two sets of garlic knots from now on.

[ He grins as he shifts around the couch so he can snuggle up against Yael's side, dipping under his arm if he has to. ]

[weaseled]

My disability paycheck can pay for two orders of garlic knots.

[Thank fuck Fai isn't asking for more than that. Grabbing a slice of pizza, Yael takes the hint and tosses his free arm over Fai's shoulders. Loveseats are for cuddling, right?]

Speaking of, you should massage my leg. It hasn't seen this much action in weeks.

[fluorite]

I'm impressed you managed to fuck me so hard while standing.

[ He takes a bite of his pizza, licking off his greasy fingers before he reaches down to put his hand on Yael's thigh, his fingers slowly sliding up towards his knee. ]

Where do you need a massage the most? The knee?

[weaseled]

[A little massage oil would be nice, but he can't complain too much when Fai is actually going along with his request.]

Knee and upper thigh. It's all tender.

[fluorite]

I bet it is.

[ He starts to gently massage Yael's knee, careful not to press so hard that it hurts while also giving him enough pressure that he actually feels some relief. Slowly, he works his way up to Yael's thigh.

This is an easy enough request to indulge, since he also gets to feel up Yael's thigh. ]

Do your physical therapy exercises leave you sore?

[weaseled]

[...Sure, it feels nice, but there's a problem.]

Alright. That's good.

[He's not quick to arouse. Correction: Yael wasn't quick to arouse in the past, but Fai's feeling up his leg like tourists feel up the crotch on a bronze statue and getting hard as a result. It's????? Unusual and embarrassing.]

...Oh, yeah. PT. It hurts like a bitch most of the time. It'd feel a lot better if they groped me like you do.

[fluorite]

…Would that be a good idea?

[ He laughs softly as he continues kneading at Yael’s upper thigh. It’s a little obvious that this action is giving him some… excitement, so to speak. ]

Though I guess the atmosphere of a doctor’s office might deter Little Sheza.

[weaseled]

Little Sheza?

[What does he— oh. Oh. He's talking about his dick. Yael sighs.]

Don't call it that. Trust me, those old military doctors don't do it for me. They're not pretty like you.

[fluorite]

One or two of them have to be, I’m sure.

[ He hums softly, his fingers breaking away from their path and brushing right up close to Yael’s dick before he resumes the massage. ]

What does your usual day look like? I can’t believe I haven’t asked.

[weaseled]

[You—

Yael's cock jumps, inspired by the lightest brush of Fai's fingers. This bastard. This absolute motherfucker.]

...I get up, text you, eat breakfast, work out, shower. I play that damn game. I eat dinner, work out, and shower again.

[And before he goes to sleep, he thinks about Fai and jerks off. He keeps that to himself.]

[fluorite]

I like that texting me is part of your routine now… and it looks like working out so much pays off.

[ The muscles in Yael’s thighs are very, very nice.

He laughs softly to himself as his fingers stray again… but then he loops them back at the last second. ]

I get up and make breakfast, which is when I text you. Then I either go to class or the lab. Some days I do both. Depending on the day, I might have a tutoring session or two as well. Then I come home and shower and play Fragment if I have time.

[ And if Yael has asked him to hang out, well, Yuui makes time. ]

[weaseled]

[He is not backing down and letting this tempter have his way. Exhaling a huff through his nose, Yael crosses his arms (very petulant) and looks off to the side. His erection only grows stiffer.]

You're a busy boy. I'm surprised you don't get in trouble with how often you're late for your other obligations.

[Late because he's tending to his online maybe-boyfriend. Flattering, truly.]

[fluorite]

Heh… well I always show up to the lab on time. Those air pollutants aren’t going to eradicate themselves.

[ That huff amuses him enough that he cuts Yael some slack, lifting his hand so he can trail his fingers over Yael’s cock with his robe serving as a barrier. ]

Classes usually start a few minutes late. A lot of my professors have to tear themselves away from their own studies.

[weaseled]

[Pardon him, but he can't focus on a word you're saying, Fai. Is he really being cut any slack here? Yael is trying to eat his pizza, taking much smaller bites than he normally would on account of how distracted he is. Sheza Jr. is dying for a little more direct attention.]

Quit messing around. It'll go down on its own if you stop playing with it.

[Fai knows that. Yael knows Fai knows that. Oh, how quickly this man became the puppet master who cursed his dick.]

[fluorite]

Will it? Do you think squeezing might help it settle down faster?

[ He moves his hand like he’s about to do it, but he stops just short of actually touching his dick.

Hehehe. The mischievous look in his eyes says it all, though Yael could have probably assumed that Yuui is determined to fuck with him now that he has the chance. ]

[weaseled]

You think you're cute, don't you.

[Because Fai's right. He's very cute. The problem is that Yael doesn't contain himself very well around cute things, his arm slipping down from around Fai's shoulders to fasten around his mid, squeezing Fai's thigh like it owes him rent.]

I gave you your warning. You like to fuck around, but how about finding out?

[fluorite]

[ He inhales sharply, stuffing the rest of his slice of pizza in his mouth, chewing quickly so he can speak. ]

You know I like that too. You make finding out fun.

[ You know. Just to make it clear to Yael that this was his goal. ]

[weaseled]

[Is he waltzing right into Fai's trap? Sure, but Yael doesn't care. After all, he's not the one who's going to pay for it, hauling Fai into his lap and grounding his ass to his hips.]

Ride me. You're a man of your word, aren't you?

[fluorite]

[ His eyes slip shut as his breath hitches, his hips moving practically of their own accord as he grinds down hard against Yael's arousal. There's no way in hell he's going to walk straight tomorrow, but he would be crazy to shut this down.

So, Yuui opens his eyes and and grins at Yael. ]

Of course I am.

[ He reaches into the pocket of his robe and pulls out his bottle of lube, adjusting himself on Yael's lap so he can start applying it to his cock. ]

I snagged this when you weren't looking.

[weaseled]

[Yael practically hisses, sucking down a hot gulp of breath when Fai grinds down against his cock. He's painfully hard, a fact he'd find embarrassing if he weren't so thoroughly aroused by the sight of Fai confidently straddling his lap.

His eyes alight on that bottle, surprise quickly giving way to amusement, laughter that peals past his lips.]

You think you know me, huh? Did you have a feeling we'd fuck again so soon?

[Goddamn, that's spicy. Just as amused as he is aroused, Yael reaches back around and smacks Fai's cheeks with both hands.]

[fluorite]

[ He shivers, his skin still sensitive from where Yael turned ass a bright, brilliant red earlier. ]

Call it intuition. What I planned was jumping on you after having breakfast tomorrow, but I'll take an extra round before then.

[ When he has Yael appropriately slick, Yuui tosses the bottle of lube to the side and undoes the front of his robe so that it hangs open between them. Consider this a little gift, Yael.

Yuui doesn't give him much time to ponder on that before he lines Yael up with his entrance and sinks slowly down, breathing out slow and heavy. ]

[weaseled]

Mmh. That just means we're having round three for breakfast.

[But if he must wait until after they've eaten, then fine. He'll make do.

His attention, for now, is focused on the meal in front of him, catching his breath between his teeth as Fai sinks onto his cock, every inch of him slick and hot and yielding. Cursing beneath his breath, Yael's fingertips sink into Fai's hips.]

I'll try to hold on loosely. No promises.

[fluorite]

Hold on as tight as you like, unless you don't want a physical reminder of what we've done in the morning.

[ Yuui himself wouldn't mind bruises and he has a feeling that Yael is of the same mind, but he can't resist the urge to tease anyway.

Settling a hand on Yael's shoulder, Yuui takes a moment to acclimate to the feeling again. Yael's dick is definitely bigger than most of the ones he's taken, after all, and he also simply likes the feeling of Yael inside of him.

But he doesn't take long to start moving, lifting his hips just a small, tantalizing amount before sinking back down again. ]

[weaseled]

You think I'd leave this place without a few souvenirs? As if.

[A few more bites and bruises ought to do the trick. For now, Yael settles back to watch Fai move, mesmerized by the slight shimmy of his hips, by the lithe and pale body that gobbles him up with just the right amount of effort. It's not as if he'd be offended if Fai didn't struggle to take him, but what man doesn't enjoy an ego boost?]

...I had a thought, but if you're going to call it cliché again, forget it.